PLEASE, DON’T BEG ME TO BECOME THE NEXT SUG PRESIDENT!!!

To become an OOU SUG’s President, there are four things involved. It is either you are from SAGAMU, AYETORO, IBOGUN or AGO- IWOYE. If you are from any of the first three campuses, you are free. If you are from Ago-Iwoye, there are 9,999,999 hurdles to cross. Maybe one of them is cane lashing and perhaps frog jumping.

On the 13th of March, 2018, at exactly 2:26pm, the Legitimate President of the Department of Geography and Regional Planning dropped a bombshell inside the OOU CRICTICS whatsapp group before its dissolution. The mordacious statement from “a leader” dilated my pupils and set my mind unrest. “But those of us here are stupid (referring to the group’s participants), if not , why do we give power to useless people? But I can assure you that…I’ll try all my best to make sure that the next SUG president is from this (AGO-IWOYE) Campus… Do (so) that when he fucks (up)… you guys can beat him up… I would have left by then”, Comrade Socialist had opined.

The 400 level immediate and last Speaker of SMSSA, either through a slip of tongue or willfully has promised to make sure to give us the next SUG executive ‘MUMU-dent’, as no sane PRESI-dent will agree to receive the remix track of suffering and the continuation of the 39 strides that Jesus received before His death. Part of the things we learnt from the OOU CRITICS saga came to us as a warning shot from Comrade Sanusi Abiodun, and if we are not careful to devise a plan against the plans that political charlatans has devised, then we will surely be hit with a stray bullet of ignorance and negligence to the hate speeches and the rebellious act that politicians has devised to usurp power from the current administration.

My call for attention is not a call to get the rebels locked up over what they see as only exercising their civil right. But, my call goes to every OOUites that wants their next president to Preside over their affairs and not Mumu over it, to block their ears to the gospel of “NO GOVERNANCE TO THE STUDENT OUTSIDE P.S CAMPUS” and should not sit down under the anointing of “P.S CAMPUS MUST NOT TAKE OVER THE MANTLE OF LEADERSHIP AGAIN”.

P.S being the Permanent site does not insinuate “Power Sector” and does not imply “People’s Saviors”. Power should be given to candidate who has a strong and right acumen to deliver, regardless of his/her campus.

The only way to stop those who have vowed to try their best is to neglect the plea of incorrigible agents that want to stop you from voting for the BEST.

By Olawale Smart